We all want or wanted to be a Ninja or ninja-ette at some point in our very short lives. But, most thought about how awesome or impossible it would be to be a Ninja with a black mask, samurai swords, and dropping from ceilings, but get real, will that ever happen in our modern day world? Today I will give you instructions of how to be a REAL modern Ninja, without going to jail for assassination of an enemy!
STEPS:- Don't think you can do every thing! Take it easy and your "ninjaness" will come with time! Don't do crazy jumping off buildings, or getting into fights with brass knuckles.
- Do well in school. It sounds crazy I know but a Ninja must be knowledgeable, and know how to act in a situation.
- DON'T OVER DO YOUR OUTFIT! Don't dress in all black, blend in with everyone else, whether it is a formal dress up, wedding, party or a normal day at school. Don't be noticed, part of being a ninja is blending in, like a SPY. But don't be anti social, the quiet people are closely watched.
- ONLY BE VIOLENT IN AN EMERGENCY SITUATION, don't 'randomly snap someone's wrist, or arm, don't Ninja flip them, and don't kill them. I know boys it sounds boring, but oh well.
- Don't go around saying you are a Ninja, part of being a Ninja is being a master spy. James Bond didn't randomly blurt out that he was a spy, he kept a secret.
- Learn free running or Parkour, so you don't hurt yourself. Don't do stunts like flips and tricks without a professional spotter in the room or area with at LEAST a phone to call emergency services.
- Be stealthy, be quiet, if you have a dog or cat, practice sneaking up them or a friend
- Be safe
- Don't blurt out your secret to friends
- Find escape routes for any situation
- Don't be afraid to try new tactics
- Build your body
- Eat healthy
- Be respected
- Be a Ninja
Warnings
- Don't be a crazy Ninja
- Don't show you're a Ninja
- Don't be violent
- Don't harm anyone unless it is an emergency
- Don't dress like Movie Ninjas
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