Tuesday, June 7, 2011

How to Be a Modern Ninja

We all want or wanted to be a Ninja or ninja-ette at some point in our very short lives. But, most thought about how awesome or impossible it would be to be a Ninja with a black mask, samurai swords, and dropping from ceilings, but get real, will that ever happen in our modern day world? Today I will give you instructions of how to be a REAL modern Ninja, without going to jail for assassination of an enemy!

STEPS:
  1. Don't think you can do every thing! Take it easy and your "ninjaness" will come with time! Don't do crazy jumping off buildings, or getting into fights with brass knuckles.
  2. Do well in school. It sounds crazy I know but a Ninja must be knowledgeable, and know how to act in a situation.
  3. DON'T OVER DO YOUR OUTFIT! Don't dress in all black, blend in with everyone else, whether it is a formal dress up, wedding, party or a normal day at school. Don't be noticed, part of being a ninja is blending in, like a SPY. But don't be anti social, the quiet people are closely watched.
  4. ONLY BE VIOLENT IN AN EMERGENCY SITUATION, don't 'randomly snap someone's wrist, or arm, don't Ninja flip them, and don't kill them. I know boys it sounds boring, but oh well.
  5. Don't go around saying you are a Ninja, part of being a Ninja is being a master spy. James Bond didn't randomly blurt out that he was a spy, he kept a secret.
  6. Learn free running or Parkour, so you don't hurt yourself. Don't do stunts like flips and tricks without a professional spotter in the room or area with at LEAST a phone to call emergency services.
  7. Be stealthy, be quiet, if you have a dog or cat, practice sneaking up them or a friend
  • Be safe
  • Don't blurt out your secret to friends
  • Find escape routes for any situation
  • Don't be afraid to try new tactics
  • Build your body
  • Eat healthy
  • Be respected
  • Be a Ninja

Warnings

  • Don't be a crazy Ninja
  • Don't show you're a Ninja
  • Don't be violent
  • Don't harm anyone unless it is an emergency
  • Don't dress like Movie Ninjas

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